PHILIP FRANCIS MAZEIKAS

JUNE 13, 1988

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA

IQ 157 AT AGE 10 ON THE WRITTEN TEST

SCORED 12TH GRADE PERCENTILE ON STATE TEST IN 1ST GRADE

HAS SIGNED 19 OATHS, IN FREEMASONIC LODGE 93, AT AGE 18, AS 4TH DEGREE, SECRET MASTER

NOMINATED FOR HONORARY P.H.D. FROM HARVARD IN PHYSICS / LASTING INDEFINITELY

WROTE THE PROPOSED DECLARATION OF WAR ON ISIL TO THE AMERICAN CONGRESS

11 EMPLOYMENTS

REFORMED DRUG ABUSER: OPIUM / MAGIC MUSHROOMS / ACID / PEYOTE / COCAINE / SYNTHETIC MESCALINE / MORNING GLORY SEEDS / HASH / ABSINTHE / VIKADIN / SALVIA

HAS COURTED 13 WOMEN

JUNIOR ART DOCENT AT BOISE ART MUSEUM

SKATEBOARDER / DOUBLE VARIAL, TRIPLE KICKFLIP

CAUGHT BLUE MARLIN IN MEXICO AT AGE 15

PERFORMED LIVE HEADLINE AS SINGER / WENT SOLO / COULD SIGHT READ J.S. BACH AT AGE 10

SPOKE AT FATHER’S ORDINATION IN THE CHURCH

BAPTIZED TO CHRIST / MUSLIM, JEW, HINDU, BUDDHIST, CHRISTIAN, JAINIST, ATHEIST

COLLEGE MAJORS: MUSIC COMPOSITION / PHYSICS / POLITICAL SCIENCE

LIBERAL / INDEPENDENT CENTIST / GLOBALIST / VOTED LIBERTARIAN

MARINERS / SAINTS

FUNDS THE POLICE FRATERNITY

FEMINIST / CIVIL RIGHTS

HAS READ OVER 100 BOOKS

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